Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's gonna be my year.



i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

(Source: petitepunkrock)


me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money